- It’s World Cup Sweater Weather
- The End is Nigh (Sigh)
- Ronaldo Rockman to Start for Three Lions Against Colombia
- Round of 16 – Knock Yourself Out. So Sayeth the LORD
- Orifice Poole New Joachim Löw. The Championship Curse Strikes!
- The LORD Hates His Own Pool (and “Socker”)
- Problem Solved. Ya See, Rockman Thought He Was Participating In the US Open