BAG OF BALLS, MO — Are you having as much fun as Aly Wagner? How about Lionel Andrés Messi? Are you enjoying the Kup as much as the L-Train? He’s having tons of fun, ain’t he? You can just see it written all over his little Arggie gob.
Speaking of being upset — Here are the Orifice Poole standings as of mid-day Friday, June 22nd.
Before you ask: “No, the totals do not include the Swiss/Serb match.”
For the record, Kommissioner Kenny Rockman is still very annoyed. He’s buried at the bottom. Which is pure bolshevik.
“He picks well — he just picks one pointers,” said someone in Red Square drinking from a government-issued vodka bottle.
Read ’em and weep. Like Neymar. The big Brazilian puss.